Individually Begs 100's Of Newspapers Not To Publish Anything From The CD-Rom They've Been Given
|Slut Pippa Middleton In A 2011 File Photo|
Princess Kate Middleton, who has a cute face, will reportedly have 100's of topless photos available for all to see on public newsstands later this week.
The scandal, which has rocked the Royal Family, has riled the Queen to no end according to insiders at Buckingham Palace.
Pippa addressed a handful of reporters Sunday, pleading with them not to photograph or provide any type of artist's rendering of her fully naked body; especially not in a 'downward dog yoga pose'.
She also urged the press to reconsider publishing any images of her beloved Kate, saying only "Can you imagine the pain and embarrassment of having men across the world look at your exposed body with pure lust".
Pippa closed the briefing by disclosing that she would also be very upset to see pictures of her naked body doctored so that her face looked way cuter.