Thursday, September 27, 2012
Updated at 6:02 p.m. ET (CHN) UNITED NATIONS - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu warned Thursday that Iran will have enough enriched uranium to make a nuclear bomb by next summer and urged the world to draw a clear "red line". The Prime Minister's call to action was greeted with an uneasy silence as key diplomats from around the world watched in horror as Netanyahu's shaky hand lost grip on the red magic marker which instantly detonated the one dimensional 'TNT' type cartoon bomb.
Moments earlier, saying it was getting "late, very late" to stop Iran; Netanyahu had removed the 'TNT' laden device from a large "ACME' labelled box with the intention of outlining the progress Iran has made toward creating a Warner Brothers 1985 era Wile E. Coyote bomb.
The Israeli prime minister had opened comments by stating that "Red lines don't lead to war, red lines prevent war ... nothing could imperil the world more than a nuclear-armed Iran."
Survivors of the blast are said to have completely blackened skin and are only distinguishable from the dead by their blinking white eyes instead of 'simple X's'.
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