Scientists Hope That Its Not Too Late To Save Struggling Female
Malibu, CA (CHN) - A Marine Biologist team from Monterey, CA will join a 12 member group from the LA Zoo to attempt a rather ambitious plan to subdue and study a struggling Southern California bi-ped. If all goes well the large female will get a full medical check up and a GPS tracking device that Scientists say will warn local restaurant goers and motorists of the beasts location.
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"We rarely see such specimens outside of Mississippi and Alabama mostly because of the high taxes on cigarettes and lack of open space. She may have been following a catering truck and just got out of her normal territory before becoming confused and totally un-sexy looking," said wildlife expert Ross Martinez.