Sunday, August 12, 2012

Southern California Biologists To Tranquilize Redheaded Human

Scientists Hope That Its Not Too Late To Save Struggling Female

Malibu, CA (CHN) - A Marine Biologist team from Monterey, CA will join a 12 member group from the LA Zoo to attempt a rather ambitious plan to subdue and study a struggling Southern California bi-ped.  If all goes well the large female will get a full medical check up and a GPS tracking device that Scientists say will warn local restaurant goers and motorists of the beasts location.   

'Multiple Shots From The Tranq Gun May Be Required' According To Biologists

"We rarely see such specimens outside of Mississippi and Alabama mostly because of the high taxes on cigarettes and lack of open space.  She may have been following a catering truck and just got out of her normal territory before becoming confused and totally un-sexy looking," said wildlife expert Ross Martinez.

"The last thing we want to do is put her down", admitted Martinez; "but we have to take into consideration how terrible this creature looks since the movie 'Mean Girls'. 

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