Sniper Instructor Rewards Class With 'Boob Scope' Day

'Juggs Friday' Welcomed By Students

Special Ops Training - Ft. Bragg, NC (CHN):
Sergent First Class Mike Calahan has been training sharpshooters for more than 16 years for the U.S. Army and has always maintained a 'Get'r Done' attitude along with a healthy dose of paternal mentoring .

"It's a job that requires extreme attention to detail, patience, and a rapists intuition," said Calahan to CHN as he prepared Friday morning's drill with the students. He continued, "I've had a great group this year so today we are going to reward them with some long distance hooter spotting; a little 'tit for tat' as we say in the sniper business," informed Calahan.

Staff Sergeant Damon Sterling set the target area of World Gym, a well known location for the release of sweater kittens in the Fort Bragg area. The Gym's entrance was well within site range of the Officers Mess Hall roof using the standard issue Bushnell Tactical Scopes.

"Spotters have suggested that we focus on the front doors of the gym along with the East parking lot area between Jamba Juice and Penguins Yogurt.

Monitoring those two hot spots should give us the highest fun bag count possible for any location between Chapel Hill and Raleigh" according to Sterling. He added, "Boobs Mcgee will have a hell of a time getting by undetected."



While the Army's M40 standard issue rifles were not loaded, the new laser training attachment allows for a simulated weapon discharge up to 800 meters. Calahan believes that his students should have no difficulty blasting bra buddies at 100-400 meters and neck squeezers up to 800 meters. "I once nailed a set of milk makers at 885 meters and I want that for my students," said Calahan as he scanned the periphery for chimichongas.

Last year the class was rewarded with a viewing of Mark Wahlberg's 2007 film "Shooter" which featured actress Kate Mara. Outside of Mara's wacka wacka's being visible through her white shirt the movie was reportedly a snooze-fest.

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