Monday, March 28, 2011

Muammar Gaddafi Promises That His Military Mission Also Does Not Involve Removing Gaddafi From Power

Libyan Leader Finally Details Mission; Exit Strategy In Prime Time Address

Gaddafi appears to be approximately 20 years 
younger since NATO strikes began


Tripoli, Libya (CHN) - After 10 days of NATO Airstrikes and regular engagement with a consortium of domestic 'Rebels' the embattled Libyan leader has finally made clear his military mission while detailing a timeline for ground troops to withdraw.  

The 90 second speech was a clear message to the Rebel factions and to NATO forces that the 68 year old dictator planned to remain in power 'forever' and that military operations would absolutely be limited to the complete massacre of any person opposing said campaign. 

In what supporters are now hailing the 'Gaddafi Doctrine'; the Libyan leader admits that while his country can not always afford to murder every single one of his enemies, that such a reality does not conclude that it should never murder every single one of his enemies.  

Gaddafi did however fail to mention (perhaps purposely) his poor NCAA bracket performance against other Arab league leaders which could have yielded $80.00 towards his much depleted frozen accounts.  

2 comments:

CHN said...

Libyan Leader Finally Details Mission; Exit Strategy In Prime Time Address

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