Monday, June 1, 2009

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Headline News
Surgical Mask Fetish Group Officially In 'Heyday'
Pentagon Orders 15 Million Tons of 'Mighty Mend-It'
Pittsburgh makes quadrennial statement: "We are not in running for Olympic Games"
Chatsworth, CA: Train Crash Re-Enactment kills 21
Reunited Cat "Dixie" Promptly Runs Away From Home
LA County Resident: "Told you we were due for a quake"
Police: The Corpse We Found Ended Up Being A Nobody
Kansas and Nebraska Move Forward with Joint Secession Plan

Entertainment
Jack Nicholson eyes role of 'Joker' in possible Batman Sequel
Adult Film Industry Can't Ignore "Offshore Drilling" Cliche Opportunities
George Lucas taking "Clone Wars" Bluff All The Way to Theaters

Business
Dos Equis 'Frontman' Quietly Let Go Following Adult Diaper Revelation
United Airlines Partners with Greyhound to Bring You The Worst Travel Experience of Your Life
Trans Fat Producers Fall On Tough Times
Bernie Madoff Liquidates His Plot in Hell for $126M
Analyst Schedules Steve Jobs Funeral for March 8, 2009
Local Furniture Store Gets 46.2 Billion from TARP
American Airlines to Charge Fee For "All Four Limbs"
Bernanke announces interest rate cut on his Boca Raton Rental Property
33% of U.S. Strategic Oil Reserve Found to be Simple Molasses

Sports
David Stern: "Two Automatic Overtimes for Remaining Playoff Games"
Yankees Sign NL West to 3 year $922M Contract
Drastic Changes Planned For Angels This Spring
Brett Favre Wins NCAA Ruling; Will Return to Southern Mississippi
Milwaukee Brewers Fan out 4-6 weeks with bruised Ass Hole
Kobe Bryant Agent Pulls AKC Spot Just Prior to Airtime
Angels Pitcher Jared Weaver over-playing 1976 song "Dream Weaver"

Political
Obama Flashes Tits to Curry Favor at Pentagon Meet and Greet
CA Budget to be 'saved' with infusion from Cousin of Nigerian Oil Minister
Marines lose confidence in Obama's ability to recognize 2-3 Zone
Clinton shocks on Convention Eve; Chooses Biden as VP
Palin's 4 Month Old Son Trig May Be Preggers
McCain Selects Cute High School Chick For VP
Bush Suggests Honor Killing of Keith Olbermann
McCain opens wide lead in Senior Presidential Competition
Obama Finally Reaches Climax; Gives Pearl Necklace to Wife Michelle
Clinton claims victory in S. Dakota; Picks Obama as VP
Lesbian Activists to Obama Girl: "Eat Shit.... Die"

Cultural
Baby Seal Hunter Finds Dating Increasingly Difficult
Report: 84% of Meter Maids were abused by Meter Maids
Senior Citizen Promises "The More You Tailgate, The Slower I Drive"
Craigslist Ad for Roomate Results in Nothing but Trouble
Pentagon First Female Four-star General Nominee 'Not Necessarily Lesbo'
Iraq War Vet and Veterinarian tired of all the confusion

Recent Video Posts
The First Church of Snuggie
The Jib Jab Video link list
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Arrested Development - Free Clips, Episodes
Biden tells wheelchair bound state senator to stand up
Creed Clips from "The Office"
Summer of Tears: "Teen Wolf"
Top 3 Japanese Game Show Videos
New Onion Video: 'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play Gamers
Comedy Central's Daily Show: Best of 2008 Video Clips
The making of "Step Brothers" Video. 14:21
Rainn Wilson, SNL "ALL HANDS ON DECK"

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