Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Playboy Hires NASA Scientists To Help With Lohan Picture Touch Ups

NASA's Most Audacious Challenge Since Consulting On Apollo 13 Movie 

Beverly Hills, CA (CHN) -  Playboy Enterprises Inc. has joined with the National Aeronautic and Space Agency to find a method to legitimately display images of Lyndsay Lohan in a glamor magazine. NASA agents were somewhat familiar with the subject as they had previously used the Hubble telescope to spy on Lohan's tits back when she was 17 and hot.  

Some photos will actually be "photo-shopped together with images of Hugh Hefner because of the similarity in color and skin texture," according to NASA project specialist Omar Odwalli.  

The issue is due to hit newsstands within the next 9 years at a budget forecast of 3.2 trillion dollars.

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3 comments:

CHN said...

Beverly Hills, CA (CHN) - Playboy Enterprises Inc. has joined with the National Aeronautic and Space Agency to find a method to legitimately display images of Lyndsay Lohan in a glamor magazine. NASA agents were somewhat familiar with the subject as they had previously used the Hubble telescope to spy on Lohan's tits back when she was 17 and hot.

Joseph Biden said...

Leave this girl alone will ya.

Christian laettner said...

She's kinda tore up. But I dont know I'm kinda into dudes anyway

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