Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Toy Maker Wham-O Closes Brand Integration Deal With KY Jelly

'Yours and Mine' Slip'N Slide Expected To Be Summer Hit With Younger Demographic

Emeryville, CA -  McNEIL-PPC, Inc. closed a deal Monday that will integrate its full line of adult lubricants, climax enhancers, and vaginal moisturizes into the Wham-O product line.

"We have been trying to introduce our lubricants to young couples in new and exciting ways for the past few years," said president Monty Kilgour. "Wham-O was clearly the right deal at the right time. We are finding product synergies that continue to show that KY is not just for the relief of anal sex and or intercourse attempts by really old people; there are totally cool other uses".  

Wham-O, initially cold to the deal, opened up after receiving warm feedback from the nations P.E. Teachers and Catholic Priests.  Both groups are said to be in support of exercise and chafing prevention for youngsters.   

As of press time, Kilgour was unable to confirm that 'Just The Tip Fun Ball', 'Make It Clap Hoola-Hoop', and double packs of 'Slippery When Wet Hacky Sacks' were set for fall launches.  


1 comment:

CHN said...

Emeryville, CA - McNEIL-PPC, Inc. closed a deal Monday that will integrate its full line of adult lubricants, climax enhancers, and vaginal moisturizes into the Wham-O product line.

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