Philadelphia, PA (CHN) - Botanist Rachel Orcutt, longtime curator of the Fairmount Park Horticultural Center, has been on a very specific hunt for the better part of three decades. A penis hunt to be exact.
"Many have found satisfaction with cucumbers and bananas but those wonderful foods were not the answer for me," explained Orcutt to CHN.
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| Orcutt has been searching for an organic replacement to the male penis for most of her adult life |
So where is the penis tree located?
"My lips are sealed," says Orcutt. But after a few moments of silence she added "I mean, some of my lips are sealed".
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Organically grown penis - what a discovery!
This isn't good at all. Not at all.
Just wondering if I could get more info for some tree research I am doing-
JS
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