Tampa, FL (CHN) - Mitt Romney is wasting little time advancing his general election bid in the wake of Rick Santorum's campaign suspension. Puppies, a key demographic in several swing states, are getting their fair share of attention this week after Romney advanced a statistic from the labor department showing that 92.3% of all non-farm payroll losses under Obama have been suffered by women. A closer look seems to confirm those facts, and has also uncovered a more troubling statistic about the cutest breeds of dogs.
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| "La Fonda (above), is now 46 weeks into unemployment following deep cuts in the stamp licking industry |
What Romney and his constituents previously failed to admit was that the bulk of the remaining job losses were laid squarely at the paws of adorable puppies; most notably Chihuahua's. Obama campaign officials say that the figures are misleading and out of context. However, top fact checker 'Politi-fact' has determined that the statistic itself is accurate.
"Even in states populated by mostly older and larger dogs, this stat is going to hurt the President's re-election campaign," admitted analyst Donna Brasil.
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