Sunday, May 18, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Pornstar Chasey Lain hits rock bottom... keeps falling.
Chasey Lain was one of the most beautiful woman in the world not long ago. In fact she was the subject of a Bloodhound Gang sound and music video in 2000 (you tube).
Now she is a walking anti-drug campaign commercial. Watch this video and you will scare yourself cleaner then liquid bleach. The Comedy Hub usually only supports funny content, so sorry this is a slight exception.....
Then later in the day... well, it gets worse and a little grosser. Anyone who ever whacked off to this girl should be ashamed of themselves.
Now she is a walking anti-drug campaign commercial. Watch this video and you will scare yourself cleaner then liquid bleach. The Comedy Hub usually only supports funny content, so sorry this is a slight exception.....
Then later in the day... well, it gets worse and a little grosser. Anyone who ever whacked off to this girl should be ashamed of themselves.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
www.onion.com: "Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet"
The Onion is on pace to set a Digg record with this article, good stuff:
Young Gore sets out for his new home, where the sky is clear, the water is clean, and there are no Republicans.
The Onion's "Most Dugg" articles can always be found here at the Comedy Hub on the right side of the page.
EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.
"I tried to warn them, but the Elders of this planet would not listen," said Gore, who in 2000 was nearly banished to a featureless realm of nonexistence for promoting his unpopular message. "They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold. Fools! Why didn't they heed me before it was too late?"
Young Gore sets out for his new home, where the sky is clear, the water is clean, and there are no Republicans.
Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity's hubristic folly.
"There is nothing left now but to ensure that my infant son does not meet the same fate as the rest of my doomed race," Gore said. "I will send him to a new planet, where he will, I hope, be raised by simple but kindly country folk and grow up to be a hero and protector to his adopted home."
As the rocket soared through the Gore estate's retractable solar-paneled roof—installed three years ago to save energy and provide emergency rocket-launch capability in the event that Gore's campaign to save Earth was unsuccessful—the onetime presidential candidate and his wife, Tipper, stood arm-in-arm, nobly facing their end while gazing up in stoic dignity at the receding rocket, the ecosystem already beginning to collapse around them.
In the final moments before the Earth's destruction, Gore expressed hope that his son would one day grow up to carry on his mission by fighting for truth, justice, and the American way elsewhere in the universe, using his Earth-given superpowers to become a champion of the downtrodden and a reducer of carbon emissions across the galaxy.
"Perhaps he will succeed where I have failed," Gore said.
Despite the child's humble beginnings, experts predict the intergalactic journey may have some extraordinary effects on Kal-Al's physique, eyesight, and, potentially, his powers of quiet, sensible persuasion.
"On his new planet, Kal-Al's Earth physiology will react to the radiation of a differently colored sun, causing him to develop abilities far beyond those of mortal men," political analyst Sig Schuster said. "He will be faster than a speeding Prius, stronger than the existing Superfund program, and able to leap mountains of red tape in a single bound. These superpowers will sustain him in his never-ending battle against conservatives, wealthy industrialists, and other environmental supervillains."
Although Gore and his wife voiced regrets that they could not accompany their son on his journey, they tried their best to equip Kal-Al for life on his new planet, providing the infant with a Keynote slide-show presentation of all human knowledge, a self-growing crystal fortress from which to monitor glacier shrinkage, and a copy of Al Gore's 1992 bestseller, Earth In The Balance.
The baby was also wrapped in a blanket emblazoned with the Gore family crest, which, because it is made of Earth materials, will be invulnerable on the new planet. It is hoped that one day it will be fashioned into a colorful costume for the boy to wear while fighting wrongdoers.
"In brightly hued tights, it will be harder for people there to ignore him when he takes on his new planet's lobbyists, auto manufacturers, and enemies of justice," Schuster said. "A bold and eye-catching unitard will give Kal-Al, last son of Earth, a formidable tool for protecting his new planet, a power more awesome than any his father could have dreamed of: the power of charisma."The Onion's "Most Dugg" articles can always be found here at the Comedy Hub on the right side of the page.
Myspace Bulletin
Below are direct links to some really funny articles - Or just go to the (Homepage) and look around.
- Report: 84% of Meter Maids were abused by Meter Maids
- Angels Pitcher Jared Weaver over-playing 1976 song "Dream Weaver"
- Bush Suggests Honor Killing of Keith Olbermann
- Police: The Corpse We Found Ended Up Being A Nobody
- Adult Film Industry Can't Ignore "Offshore Drilling: Cliche Opportunities
- The Definitive Phil Hartman Tribute. 10 Years Gone
- Kansas and Nebraska Move Forward with Joint Secession Plan
- Brett Favre Wins NCAA Ruling; Will Return to Southern Mississippi
We have an APB over at Wikipedia; get over there fast for this one...
Pearl necklace (sexuality)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 | It has been suggested that this article or section be merged with Bukkake , Mammary intercourse and Cum shot (Discuss) |
A pearl necklace is a slang term referring to a sexual act in which a man ejaculates semen on or near the neck, chest or breast of another person. The result is said by some to look like a necklace of pearls because of the stringy translucent white clumps of semen that are deposited there.[1][2]
Wiktionary Item
Talk:Pearl necklace (sexuality)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopediahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pearl_necklace_%28sexuality%29#Proposed_merge
After the first sentence, or being generous, the first two sentences, the text of this article is just unencyclopedic chit-chat. The Wiktionary entry covers the topic, and this Wikipedia item is unnecessary.
What do other editors think?
Wanderer57 (talk) 00:37, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
- I agree that the article needs clean-up (feel like being bold Wanderer?) but I think there is decent article potential here, with enough people chipping in. Baiter (talk) 05:35, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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- I think it has zero potetntial. The definition and categorization of slang is for a dictionary. I have initiated the deletion process. DeeKenn (talk) 16:09, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Proposed merge
There are quite a few short stub/start-class articles that are quite related. The practice of Bukkake is, for example, very similar to Facial (sex act). So here's my proposal. We should merge the following:
under the article title of "External Ejaculation" (with proper redirecting from all relevant slang terms, of course.) What do you think, both about the proposed merges and the name of the unifying article? Thanks for your input. clicketyclickyaketyyak 23:11, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
- What about merging facial, bukkake, and pearl necklace together? Merging the ejaculation-targeting sex acts would make the most sense to me. Thoughts? DeeKenn (talk) 15:24, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
I am thinking that a merger here is possible. I see a lot of growth in the "Facial / Sex Act" Genre. The only way to apply the group format may be to tell a brief hypothetical story of a young lad and and perhaps a Milf. The Lad may have been seduced by the Milf and her over-sized mammaries which inevitably led to Mammary intercourse. The lad appeared to have no choice but to offer the Milf a Pearl necklace (sexuality) but instead made a courageous move to blast the Milf with a Facial (sex act). If I can get someone to go over that and insert Bukkake at some point then I think we can close the book on this one and finally end this dry debate on Pearl necklace (sexuality) before everyone starts firing blanks.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Comedy Hub Article Index - This is the "Must Read" Stuff.
- Report: 84% of Meter Maids were abused by Meter Maids
- Angels Pitcher Jared Weaver over-playing 1976 song "Dream Weaver"
- Bush Suggests Honor Killing of Keith Olbermann
- Police: The Corpse We Found Ended Up Being A Nobody
- Brett Favre Wins NCAA Ruling; Will Return to Southern Mississippi
- Adult Film Industry Can't Ignore "Offshore Drilling: Cliche Opportunities
- The Definitive Phil Hartman Tribute. 10 Years Gone
- Kansas and Nebraska Move Forward with Joint Secession Plan
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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Cuervo Girl Throws A Pretty Decent Splitter
Here is a post from our friend Danny Kinda over at www.kindagood.com:
There are many many reasons to enjoy AVP Tour volleyball, not the least of which is pictured here. Becoming a Cuervo girl, I hear, not only requires a certain body type, but one must also have a variety of promotional mini-volleyball deliveries. This one here appears to be two-seam fastball. But I called for a changeup! Time to visit the mound.
But there was also actual volleyball being played. When your drunken barroom argument gets around to what current player is the most dominant in sports, don't forget Misti May-Treanor, who won her 100th career tournament title on Sunday (out of 153 events entered).
May-Treanor and Keri Walsh teamed to win the AVP Crocs Slam McDonald's Chicago Open on Sunday with an 18-21, 21-17, 15-12 victory over Nicole Branagh and Elaine Youngs in the championship match. She is the fastest player ever to reach the 100-win mark. The defending Olympic gold medalists have a record 16 straight tournament championships and 90 straight match victories. They won $25,000 on Sunday; not a lot compared to, say, pro golf, but a pretty decent payday for hanging out at the beach playing volleyball.
Walsh has made more than $1 million in her beach volleyball career. May-Treanor has not made quite that much, but gets the consolation prize of being married to Florida Marlins catcher Matt Treanor; who, if he wasn't on the 15-day DL, would love to hit against Cuervo girl I'm sure.
(PHOTO: Courtesy of Conrad Castelo. See more of his work here. )
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