TFLN, a CHN contributer, has been getting a lot of attention lately. What is it that they do? Nothing really other than publish the best real life text messages that originated from... well, from last night I guess. Here is the All Time Best from 'Texts From Last Night':
Best nights of all time
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Replies (237) 
Good Night (31722) 
Bad Night (2393) 
More from 843 (407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.
(978): Prove it.
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
(321): Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
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