Human Tetris
Wacky Olympics
This is What Deal Or No Deal Is Missing
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Top 3 Japanese Game Show Videos
In honor of ABC's new Show "I survived a Japanese Game Show" we have assembled three of the best real Jap Game Show Clips. Why would they mess with the real deal?
Human Tetris
Wacky Olympics
This is What Deal Or No Deal Is Missing
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Human Tetris
Wacky Olympics
This is What Deal Or No Deal Is Missing
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Monday, June 9, 2008
Kobe Bryant Agent Pulls AKC Spot Just Prior to Airtime
By Micheal Yen 6:60 PM est
Comedy Hub Roving Reporter
With The NBA Finals in full swing and NBA MVP Kobe Bryant now favorably positioned to regain lost sponsorships, agent Sandee Westgate has decided to sever Kobe's relationship with a few "2nd tier" advertisers.
"Kobe has long supported the American Kennel Club (AKC) but it would be inappropriate for him to continue with the ad campaign that was established prior to Mr. Bryant receiving the MVP award". Westgate added, "The MVP and return to the Finals have helped most people forget about the 2004 Rape Trail in which my client had sex with a whorish hotel worker in Colorado".
"Sprite, McDonalds, and Hanes have all been in contact with us this past month" added Bryant's agent, "the days of signing autographs for kids and attending local mall openings should finally be over, God willing".
Bryant's scheduled campaign for the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship in Long Beach, CA was set to air in early July. Ironically it had been rumored that AKC officials may have already been considering pulling the ad in which Kobe and 3 year old Grand Champion Maltese "Cosette" (Cosi) share a 45 second split screen speaking sequence.
According to unnamed sources Bryant lacked obedience and concentration during filming and seemed to have a problematic itch of his right ear. There is no word as of print time if Bryant will still throw out the first biscuit at the event that draws dog lovers and legions of gays from around the Pacific Southwest.
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Comedy Hub Roving Reporter
With The NBA Finals in full swing and NBA MVP Kobe Bryant now favorably positioned to regain lost sponsorships, agent Sandee Westgate has decided to sever Kobe's relationship with a few "2nd tier" advertisers.
"Kobe has long supported the American Kennel Club (AKC) but it would be inappropriate for him to continue with the ad campaign that was established prior to Mr. Bryant receiving the MVP award". Westgate added, "The MVP and return to the Finals have helped most people forget about the 2004 Rape Trail in which my client had sex with a whorish hotel worker in Colorado".
"Sprite, McDonalds, and Hanes have all been in contact with us this past month" added Bryant's agent, "the days of signing autographs for kids and attending local mall openings should finally be over, God willing".
Bryant's scheduled campaign for the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship in Long Beach, CA was set to air in early July. Ironically it had been rumored that AKC officials may have already been considering pulling the ad in which Kobe and 3 year old Grand Champion Maltese "Cosette" (Cosi) share a 45 second split screen speaking sequence.
According to unnamed sources Bryant lacked obedience and concentration during filming and seemed to have a problematic itch of his right ear. There is no word as of print time if Bryant will still throw out the first biscuit at the event that draws dog lovers and legions of gays from around the Pacific Southwest.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Obama Finally Reaches Climax; Gives Pearl Necklace To Wife Michelle
Chicago (CHN) - After the longest primary battle in either parties history Barack Obama has finally closed the deal. Sources say that with Hillary Clinton finally off his mind he delivered a long awaited gift to wife Michelle; a huge pearl necklace.
"I had been saving it for some time," remarked a physically spent Barack. "I think Michelle and I both were surprised by the size and color".
The light blue necklace was a surprise for Michelle who had only been given standard white pearls in the past. "Lets just say it's great to finally have him to myself now that Hillary is out of the way. He knows that he can give me a pearl necklace anytime.... but this one was special for a number of reasons; he obviously had been holding out for some time based on the sheer magnitude," admitted Michelle.
AP Reporter Tera Patrick asked Barack if he gave Michelle the necklace in front of the girls. Barack appeared taken back by the question, "do you mean in front of my daughters"?
Michelle interrupted, "It was a private moment just between the two of us"
When asked if blue pearls ran in the family Barack failed to recall if his father had ever given a pearl necklace to his mother. "My father left when I was very young, but I think I would have remembered something that significant".
"I had been saving it for some time," remarked a physically spent Barack. "I think Michelle and I both were surprised by the size and color".The light blue necklace was a surprise for Michelle who had only been given standard white pearls in the past. "Lets just say it's great to finally have him to myself now that Hillary is out of the way. He knows that he can give me a pearl necklace anytime.... but this one was special for a number of reasons; he obviously had been holding out for some time based on the sheer magnitude," admitted Michelle.
AP Reporter Tera Patrick asked Barack if he gave Michelle the necklace in front of the girls. Barack appeared taken back by the question, "do you mean in front of my daughters"?
Michelle interrupted, "It was a private moment just between the two of us"
When asked if blue pearls ran in the family Barack failed to recall if his father had ever given a pearl necklace to his mother. "My father left when I was very young, but I think I would have remembered something that significant".
Clinton claims victory in South Dakota; Promptly Picks Obama as VP
by Priya Rai 8:44pm. est.
Comedy Hub Staff Editor
In a strange turn of events that has left even her closest supporters puzzled, Hillary Clinton has announced that she has selected Barack Obama as her Vice Presidential running mate. The news came as Clinton St. Paul Minnesota later that evening. But just 22 hours after Obama's victory speech Mrs. Clinton gave her own victory speech and one upped Obama who has not yet chosen a VP candidate.
Clinton ’s remarks were brief and candid stating simply: "I accept the nomination of this party and confer with the great state of South Dakota Illinois Clinton
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In a strange turn of events that has left even her closest supporters puzzled, Hillary Clinton has announced that she has selected Barack Obama as her Vice Presidential running mate. The news came as Although the press did not have an opportunity to question Mrs. Clinton
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
American Airlines to Charge Fee For "All Four Limbs"
Ticket Hike Follows Up-charges On Baggage, Meals
AMR (7.32, +0.32, +4.6%) parent company of American Airlines announced Wednesday Morning that the long discussed four limb $85.00 fee would go into affect as of June 20th. The fee is said to have been in the works since Sept. 11, 2001 and should offer "another layer of protection against foreign threats" according to the official media release. Typically other airlines follow suit with new fees within days thus giving frequent fliers little choice but to ante up to the increased costs.
American's official press release cited "terror threats" as the primary reason behind the hike, stating that "we learned from 911 that terrorists seeking to attack America always select young strong Arab men with all four limbs... while we acknowledge that not all four limbers are terrorists we cannot discount the risk to our passengers or our proud nation"
Oklahoma City resident Jenna Jameson was less than excited to be smacked with the new fees upon arrival at Will Rogers (OKC) Airport. "It makes traveling a bit harder to swallow but if it's a national security issue then we just have to take it, no matter how hard or deep they stick it to us". Although Jameson had a malformed right forearm and hand she did not challenge the four limb stipulation that apparently can only be waived with the presentation of a full body MRI from an American Airlines accredited hospital.
"We have had the old 'oops didn't realize my arm was hidden inside my jacket' routine one too many times" said JFK ticketing agent Brianna Banks.
Danielle Derek was one of many international travelers that was notified of the new fee halfway through her trip. While in Ireland, American contacted her via email to inform her of the retroactive ticket fee add on for her already ticketed return flight home. "I can't say I was excited but it did give me piece of mind that if something should happen to one of my limbs before the flight back to LAX... well ya know $85.00 difference"
American Airlines CEO Conrad Crashow
(pictured right) admitted that the new "four limb fee" of $85.00 was significant but balked at the idea that the cost was equivalent to an arm and a leg. "If that was the case" Crashow quipped "They would not owe the fee beyond their first flight under the new price structure"
Speculation that American was simply trying to cover record jet fuel costs that are adding billions to 2nd quarter costs was met with blank stares from AMR executives during this morning's media junket. Some critics have already claimed that AMR may be targeting business from soldiers freshly returned from Iraq. When asked if the company was simply trying to save weight on flights Mr. Eisner rebuked that such a notion had not crossed his mind but he did admit that many AMR passengers would have some extra leg and shoulder room if the passenger they were sitting next to had one or more limbs missing.
Additionally, Crashow promised that by June 20th the website would allow online ticket purchasers to select seating next to "limb challenged" customers. Four limbed passengers could sit next to one, two, or three limbed passengers for an additional $10, $15, or $20 respectively. Mr. Crashow feels that this type of value and attention to detail is what separates American Airlines from discount carriers such as Southwest (LUV 13.52, +0.53, +4.1%) and Jet Blue (JBLU 4.02, +0.15, +3.9%) .
AMR (7.32, +0.32, +4.6%) parent company of American Airlines announced Wednesday Morning that the long discussed four limb $85.00 fee would go into affect as of June 20th. The fee is said to have been in the works since Sept. 11, 2001 and should offer "another layer of protection against foreign threats" according to the official media release. Typically other airlines follow suit with new fees within days thus giving frequent fliers little choice but to ante up to the increased costs.
American's official press release cited "terror threats" as the primary reason behind the hike, stating that "we learned from 911 that terrorists seeking to attack America always select young strong Arab men with all four limbs... while we acknowledge that not all four limbers are terrorists we cannot discount the risk to our passengers or our proud nation"Oklahoma City resident Jenna Jameson was less than excited to be smacked with the new fees upon arrival at Will Rogers (OKC) Airport. "It makes traveling a bit harder to swallow but if it's a national security issue then we just have to take it, no matter how hard or deep they stick it to us". Although Jameson had a malformed right forearm and hand she did not challenge the four limb stipulation that apparently can only be waived with the presentation of a full body MRI from an American Airlines accredited hospital.
"We have had the old 'oops didn't realize my arm was hidden inside my jacket' routine one too many times" said JFK ticketing agent Brianna Banks.
Danielle Derek was one of many international travelers that was notified of the new fee halfway through her trip. While in Ireland, American contacted her via email to inform her of the retroactive ticket fee add on for her already ticketed return flight home. "I can't say I was excited but it did give me piece of mind that if something should happen to one of my limbs before the flight back to LAX... well ya know $85.00 difference"
American Airlines CEO Conrad Crashow
(pictured right) admitted that the new "four limb fee" of $85.00 was significant but balked at the idea that the cost was equivalent to an arm and a leg. "If that was the case" Crashow quipped "They would not owe the fee beyond their first flight under the new price structure"Speculation that American was simply trying to cover record jet fuel costs that are adding billions to 2nd quarter costs was met with blank stares from AMR executives during this morning's media junket. Some critics have already claimed that AMR may be targeting business from soldiers freshly returned from Iraq. When asked if the company was simply trying to save weight on flights Mr. Eisner rebuked that such a notion had not crossed his mind but he did admit that many AMR passengers would have some extra leg and shoulder room if the passenger they were sitting next to had one or more limbs missing.
Additionally, Crashow promised that by June 20th the website would allow online ticket purchasers to select seating next to "limb challenged" customers. Four limbed passengers could sit next to one, two, or three limbed passengers for an additional $10, $15, or $20 respectively. Mr. Crashow feels that this type of value and attention to detail is what separates American Airlines from discount carriers such as Southwest (LUV 13.52, +0.53, +4.1%) and Jet Blue (JBLU 4.02, +0.15, +3.9%) .
Lesbian Activists to Obama Girl: "Eat Shit..... Die"
by Franklin Simms, 6:32 est.
Comedy Hub Staff Editor
As Barack Obama's puts the final touches on his DNC primary victory one of his most outspoken fans has come under fire for her overt femininity. Dubbed "Obama Girl" first by herself and then by the masses on You Tube; Amber Ettinger has found fame and now enemies as legions of Hillary Clinton fans speak their mind for the final time. The most outspoken group: The Lesbian International Community (LIC) released a brief statement this morning:
We have nothing specifically against Barack Obama. We do however, have a difficult time supporting anyone with a mascot (or woman as some call her) that is so brazenly straight. It's time that the Obama campaign reach out to all woman including those of us who are Professional Golfers, Amateur Softball Players, College Soccer Players, and the Entirety of the WNBA. Hillary Clinton was careful and appropriate when agreeing to not appear feminine in public or in private at any time during the primary season. LIC believes strongly that Real Woman can comfortably wear short hair and catch a 65 mph softball. This "Obama" girl appears to have no such qualities and seems to be only interested in being sexy, stylish, attractive, entrepreneurial, and a good dancer. Can we afford to send this message to our daughters?
Fox News Correspondent Geraldo Riviera asked Obama Girl Amber Ettinger what it was like to be so strongly coveted by one group (men) and so reviled by another (lesbians). Ettinger promised to "work on her appeal to all lesbians...... not just Dykes"
Just hours later the Obama camp responded with a previously unreleased video of Amber Ettinger kissing two other girls during a 2003 wet t-shirt contest in Cabo San Lucas. The video however, appears to have done little to stem the tide of irate lesbians who feel they have lost their "man" in the 08' election.
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Comedy Hub Staff Editor
As Barack Obama's puts the final touches on his DNC primary victory one of his most outspoken fans has come under fire for her overt femininity. Dubbed "Obama Girl" first by herself and then by the masses on You Tube; Amber Ettinger has found fame and now enemies as legions of Hillary Clinton fans speak their mind for the final time. The most outspoken group: The Lesbian International Community (LIC) released a brief statement this morning:
We have nothing specifically against Barack Obama. We do however, have a difficult time supporting anyone with a mascot (or woman as some call her) that is so brazenly straight. It's time that the Obama campaign reach out to all woman including those of us who are Professional Golfers, Amateur Softball Players, College Soccer Players, and the Entirety of the WNBA. Hillary Clinton was careful and appropriate when agreeing to not appear feminine in public or in private at any time during the primary season. LIC believes strongly that Real Woman can comfortably wear short hair and catch a 65 mph softball. This "Obama" girl appears to have no such qualities and seems to be only interested in being sexy, stylish, attractive, entrepreneurial, and a good dancer. Can we afford to send this message to our daughters?
Fox News Correspondent Geraldo Riviera asked Obama Girl Amber Ettinger what it was like to be so strongly coveted by one group (men) and so reviled by another (lesbians). Ettinger promised to "work on her appeal to all lesbians...... not just Dykes"
Just hours later the Obama camp responded with a previously unreleased video of Amber Ettinger kissing two other girls during a 2003 wet t-shirt contest in Cabo San Lucas. The video however, appears to have done little to stem the tide of irate lesbians who feel they have lost their "man" in the 08' election.
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