Myspace Bulletin

Below are direct links to some really funny articles - Or just go to the (Homepage) and look around.

• Report: 84% of Meter Maids were abused by Meter Maids

  
  

• Angels Pitcher Jared Weaver over-playing 1976 song "Dream Weaver"

• Bush Suggests Honor Killing of Keith Olbermann

• Police: The Corpse We Found Ended Up Being A Nobody

• Adult Film Industry Can't Ignore "Offshore Drilling: Cliche Opportunities

• Jack Nicholson eyes role of joker in possible Batman Sequel

• Marines lose confidence in Obama's ability to recognize 2-3 Zone

• Iraq war Vet and Veterinarian tired of all the confusion

• Bernanke announces interest rate cut on his Boca Raton Rental Property

• McCain opens wide lead in Senior Presidential Competition

• Craigslist Ad for Roomate Results in Nothing but Trouble

• Milwaukee Brewers Fan out 4-6 weeks with bruised Ass Hole

• Pentagon First Female Four-star General Nominee 'Not Necessarily Lesbo'

• Baby Seal Hunter Finds Dating Increasingly Difficult

• Kobe Bryant Agent Pulls AKC Spot Just Prior to Airtime

• Trans Fat Producers Fall On Tough Times

• 33% of U.S. Strategic Oil Reserve Found to be Simple Molasses

• Obama Finally Reaches Climax; Gives Pearl Necklace to Wife Michelle

• Clinton claims victory in South Dakota; Promptly Picks Obama as VP

• American Airlines to Charge Fee For "All Four Limbs

• Lesbian Activists to Obama Girl: "Eat Shit.... Die"

• The Definitive Phil Hartman Tribute. 10 Years Gone
  

• 516 Year Old Spanish Ship Washes Up On Southern California Beach

• Kansas and Nebraska Move Forward with Joint Secession Plan

• Brett Favre Wins NCAA Ruling; Will Return to Southern Mississippi