Al-Zawahri Declines Al-Qaeda Promotion, Elects To Retire

(CHN) - Former #2 Will Take Credits On Sick Days and 401B Retirement Payout In Lieu of Being Shot In The Face By Navy SEALs

CHN File Photo: Ayman al-Zawahri burping in 2008

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