- Genital Mutilation of Meter Maids http://bit.ly/hucdEp
- "Peak Molasses" http://bit.ly/fCfZEn
- Trig is the youngest known male to become pregnant http://bit.ly/hPjpzm
- "far-from-kosher bouillabaisse stew" http://bit.ly/i8f6Ky
- The Constant Distractions of Neytiri's Blue Nipples http://bit.ly/erfanU
- "Obama, a left handed shooter..." http://bit.ly/eiT7IY
- "Bush went on to describe the value of honor killing" http://bit.ly/e4nAjy
- Adult Diaper Revelation http://bit.ly/htjk0W
- "I'm not a fisherman or a fish scientist" http://bit.ly/gIOXSx
- "let's be honest this is mostly a 'feel' game" http://bit.ly/gC3z2Q
- The Barely Legal Viability of America's Shale Oil (soft core) http://bit.ly/h5Vdle
- "Aging Laker fan Jack Nicholson" http://bit.ly/fWOQ8b
- Lucas: I'm from Modesto, CA.... we eat bullshit for breakfast there. http://bit.ly/fiPlwp
- Dr. Laura Promises Not To Say 'Nigger' http://bit.ly/eLSfEv
- "we are surrounded by a bunch of pussies like Missouri, South Dakota, and Oklahoma" http://bit.ly/hIpc8C
- "Love Seats n' Stools for Less" http://bit.ly/hLDiX8
- "There has been a scourge of slut" http://bit.ly/h0RusA
- "Dixie has run away from home to join the circus" http://bit.ly/epf2pW
- "The Anal Seduction of T. Boone Pickins" http://bit.ly/dZB4Uy
- Tony Dungy Robot http://bit.ly/ikeQ3N
- whereas Lebron James is the 'fucker' and the Cleveland clients are the 'fukees' http://bit.ly/fxwR3m
- the average movie goer is "much much dumber than we ever could have imagined" http://bit.ly/fCz2hR
- Lesbian Activists To Obama: Eat Shit http://bit.ly/eTQQgZ
- Executive Order for Napolitano To Get Nailed http://bit.ly/gMyUES
- BP Spill Clusterfuck http://bit.ly/icUtjv
- "tongue comforting trans-fat" http://bit.ly/fnE0eb
- Pew Research Polls Are Retarded http://bit.ly/dGnSt2
- "36,000 gallons per minute of nip slipping water pressure" http://bit.ly/htwPZZ
- "an accomplished anagramist and comic book purveyor" http://bit.ly/etQR73
- DalesColonCleanseFormula.wordpress.com http://bit.ly/i8L09s
- 5,200 "pinches" of refined sugar http://bit.ly/eX4Bba
- exploiting symbiotic aquatic relationships far beyond basic parasite extraction http://bit.ly/f4jEJX
- Rumors had swirled for years that Fergie was very likely the actual Chupacabra http://bit.ly/eJMszI
- Homosexuals Considering Formal Rejection of The La Vida Loca Singer http://bit.ly/g3wnjj
- Swiss Chard sandwiches were all the rage http://bit.ly/hyzo8F
- hands full with a crack pipe and balls deep in some dude http://bit.ly/hwRAbs
- "steady influx of 'cunt rags'" http://bit.ly/ebeme0
- "expired muff bait" http://bit.ly/hFF3RL
- "Oklahoma City resident Jenna Jameson" http://bit.ly/gllnp1
- "killing others with global warming" http://bit.ly/dWYEeJ
- "my client had sex with a whorish hotel worker in Colorado" http://bit.ly/ggnUpu
- "after we finished the measurement and inspection of the victims breasts we hit a wall" http://bit.ly/hX3JGE
- We use the term 'boner killer' rather carefully around here because Katie Couric seems to just pop in and out of the production room like jackrabbit on smack http://bit.ly/hoI8tc
- BP contends that it carefully studied the effects of several types of music and can say with complete confidence that a boy band will win the hearts of the Gulf people http://bit.ly/gtP3Hp
- Possible replacements for Laettner include Dominique Wilkins, Shawn Kemp, and a 9 year old Dwight Howard.http://bit.ly/hfcnE3
- The November elections could give Republicans the votes they need to keep Meredith from sleeping with any and all selfish scumbags such as plastic surgeon Mark Sloan http://bit.ly/ib652w
- LA County's other investments in capturing Cryptids such as the Yeti, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster http://bit.ly/fRc7Pe
CHN 2011- All Rights Deferred Until 2015 or so.
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