Capitol Hill (CHN) - As expected, legislation to completely overhaul America's election system and fundamental basis of existence has been quickly passed after 30 minutes of deliberation. The final vote of 432-3 was registered just prior to lunch.
The entire bill from conception to final vote took just two days as California Congressman Brian Bilbray sent a text message to an ESPN web developer that was friends with his daughter asking, "Hey could this be used for any kind of voting?" Moments later the text was reportedly answered, "Sure, I guess".
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against assumed Pollack Rob Gronkowski
ESPN's Andy Katz confirmed that the sports news network had been contacted but that he has "absolutely no idea how any of this will work; except that it will likely be perfectly simple, easy, and accurate".
Admirers of the electoral college are expected to release a slow and partly accurate statement through an ancient and complicated system of communication sometime next month.
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